Dickhead Repellent


Dickhead repellent – There’s nowt we love more than the smell of a freshly washed CumbrianLad, straight out the shower and smelling of aftershave. The problem with that is, to get the smell you need a lad. Well, no more. With our Dickead Repellent candle, you can have your house smelling amazing, the kind of amazing that makes yous tingle in places and make you blush. No lad will come within 10 ft of your house if they think it’s already occupied by another Lad. So what are you waiting for Lasses?! Get all the tingles without having to mingle with the dickheads and enjoy a peaceful home!

Full Description

250ml 100% vegan, cruelty-free, palm oil-free, scented soy candle, burn time approximately 30+ hours.

4 in stock

Juicy mandarin, lemon, lime, basil and thyme with a hint of lemongrass and spearmint.

To prevent fire and serious injury, burn candle within sight. Keep away from drafts vibrations. Keep out of reach of children and pets. Never burn the candle on or around anything that could catch fire. Only burn the candle on a fire-resistant, level surface. Do not burn the candle more than four hours at a time.

Trim wick to about 3mm before lighting. Keep candle free from and foreign materials including matches and wick trimmings.


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