Make The Universe Your Bitch Scented Candle


Your T’ol lass is one in a million… 

She picks you up when thoos ont flooer, she smacks thoos hands and fyace when you need a kick and she gives you all the love in the world when things are turning to shit.

Never underestimate the power of a Cumbrian Mam, she’s got powers you can only dream of, a tongue as sharp as a sword and she’ll fight tooth and nail for her babies.. (even at 34, my mam would bring any fella who wronged me to his knees begging for mercy)

So to celebrate our Mams, we’re offering a limited edition Candle. 

With so many of us not able to see our mams during lockdown, it’s an awesome gift, that she can light everyday and countdown to the days we can hug properly again

We’d give yous the world if we could Mams…. But a candle will have to do for now


Your Cumbrian Sons and Daughters

Full Description

250ml 100% vegan, cruelty-free, palm oil-free, scented soy candle, burn time approximately 30+ hours.

5 in stock

A sensuous floral chypre fragrance where delectable fruity top notes of mandarin, red apple and berry hints combine with a classy freesia and ylang heart resting upon a base of exotic patchouli, sumptuous amber, sandalwood and incense.

To prevent fire and serious injury, burn candle within sight. Keep away from drafts vibrations. Keep out of reach of children and pets. Never burn the candle on or around anything that could catch fire. Only burn the candle on a fire-resistant, level surface. Do not burn the candle more than four hours at a time.

Trim wick to about 3mm before lighting. Keep candle free from and foreign materials including matches and wick trimmings.


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